How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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