How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

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