Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.