How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"