How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.