How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)