How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*