How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"