How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Previous Random Joke Next

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.