How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here