How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"