How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess