How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest