How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!