What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.