What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.