What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin