What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.