What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now