How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.