How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.