How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.