How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.