How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.