How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.