How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.