Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.