Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.