Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!