Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.