Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.