Because he got Snowden!
A new last name.
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Because it was Hammertime'
Raisin Bran
They were Snowden.
He'll be Snowden.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
We're Snowden!
He was Snowden.
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
He got snowden.
Because he was Snowden.