Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.