Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.