Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.