Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.