Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.