Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.