Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.