Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)