Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

Whistleblower Jokes More Whistleblower Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Early Year Jokes More Early Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.