Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
A 'murical.
The bread has more culture.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
Because they have no right.
An active shooter!
Pants.
The second (right to bare arms)
They don't have the right to bare arms