Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms