Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms