Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.