Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.