Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.