Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.