Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"