Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.