Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!