Concert Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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She was feelin' the Bern!

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

45 Cent Jokes More 45 Cent Jokes

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A concert that costs 45 cents.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Nickleback Jokes More Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.