Because the P is silent
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I want my Nickleback....
OCDC
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A Standing Blow-vation.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Shot.
No atmosphere
Because he tryptophan.
Because the C-section is always messy.
50 cent with Nickelback
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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He had no body to go with.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
He farts.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.
Rough...
Don't stop, bereaving!
Don't Stop Bereavin'
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
There's not enough womb!
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
The cow jumped over the moon.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
She was a roman catholic.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways