Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.