Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.