Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
It depends. Are you inside or outside?
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
For kicks and giggles.
She ran away from the ball.
So he can kick out at 2.
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
She kept running away from the ball
Good Vibrations
Too Mennonite
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Because he walked in.
He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
The party was for "Wights only."
He was always spiking the ball.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
He was making a scene!
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Kick boxing
Because he was anti social.
You kick her in the groin.
Because he was Aminor
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Because they're always footing the bill.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Hasbro.
Brazilians!
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
He tripped a fan
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
Because he tryptophan.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Kick em.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Because he was sheet faced.
He was trying to heel them.
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Kick him in the balls
Premature emasculation.
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
He brought the wrong carrion.
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
Oh, y'know. For kicks.
A: I get a kick out of you.
She kicked the bucket !
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Because she was a litter bug.
Because he was using fowl language!
And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
A high coo(/spoiler)
Give me one more chants!
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Unstable
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A: It was a litterbug.
Cause she ran away from the ball
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Kick her out of bed
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
Kick him in the nuts.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Owch! it hertz
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
He kept dropping the beets.
A. They really raised Cain.
unfazed*
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Kick the alter boy in the chin
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.
Oof, weinerpain!
He was sick of all its shiitake.
Because he said Punch's line.
She kept running from the ball.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because they were Miners... XD
Because she ran away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball.
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
They kick a Can
Because they kept droning on and on !
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Because their balls would show.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
I'm stumped."
England gets off scott-free.
He only had one pupil.
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
Tobaccio
Because they're both cauldron
