Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.