What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)