What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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So they could win one.

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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Ones green and the other is black

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.