What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Be patient

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.