How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker