Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!