Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Because Chernobyl fallout

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You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Cargo pants

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one