Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.