Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Michael Brown

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Because their horns don't work!

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sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Because they hate shorts.

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All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.