Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one