Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Chester.
A Barkeologist.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
So he can cut corners.
Because they're stuck up
They both have Sandy Claws.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
It was too bright in here anyway.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
You're an eight.