How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!