How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!