Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
A bud hound !
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
He held up a pair of pants!
The house smells better !
Half of a cat.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
When the color of the license plates start to change.
A: It matches their mustaches.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
And when did my wife start smoking
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Raise the woof!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
