Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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A club sandwich with extra beets.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.