Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper