Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft