Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland