How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!