How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest