How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Previous Random Joke Next

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes