How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.