She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
A fifth.
Dago wop wop wop
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
A woman.
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Yours.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.
When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Shine a torch in her ear!
When I had diarrhea.