Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

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Pair-a-dice.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.