Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
To the foobar.
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
Get out of my son.
A tangent.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Addadictomy.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.