Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.