Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.