Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.