Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.