Hiding the erection.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
They vote
A dead one...
Ballroom blitz
The ICU (I-see-you!)
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
stopping it with a shovel
The asphalt.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.