What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.