What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.