What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.