What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.