What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

City Jokes More City Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout