What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "