Waffle Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

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