How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.