How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!