How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.