How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!