She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
Coles
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
Because they're always footing the bill.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Her dog is also blind
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Fawaffle!