Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.