How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.