What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

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