What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Namaste

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste