What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Because the last one who had a dream got shot

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Likud.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Namaste