What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste