What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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They wear mittens.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste