What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.