How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.