Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
There age
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
It checks the tornado watch.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
It could be your car
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Nine-Nine-Nine
Folding money.
This joke...
They're both easily spread.
