Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Olive.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because the P is silent.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Hit him in the face with an axe.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
They both love stoning women.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
They're both easily spread.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
