What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it