What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.