What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.