What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.