What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.