What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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So he could organize his crime

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson