What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.