What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.