What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson