How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.