How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."