How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?