What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.