What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!