What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.