What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged