How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.