How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan