What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.