What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.