What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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In a Parma-John.

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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He couldn't take shots to the head.

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I'm not Willie Nelson.

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In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What are U doing here?

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Quarter pounder with cheese

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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.