What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.