What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What's a mouse's favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Ethopian Jokes More Ethopian Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.