What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Ethopian Jokes More Ethopian Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.