What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.