What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.