What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.