What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.