What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.