What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.