What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.