What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.