What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.