What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!